The other day my children were
being…let’s say, their ages. And I was being…let’s say, a seven-time,
ancient-of-days mother with a newborn. After one more round of LOUD, OBNOXIOUS
INTERACTIONS WITH THEIR SIBLINGS, I got the concept that they were bored and
said, “Hey, let’s do a game!”
For the record, I did not feel like
doing a game. But, I decided to take a dose of my own speaking-to-women
medicine and do an impromptu Fifteen-minute Jar—a glass jar filled with little
ideas of fun activities children can do in fifteen minutes (and hopefully draw out
to an hour…or more).
I have to say, this worked like a
charm. Better than a charm. Maybe even a whole charm school. Because we pulled
out “Make a commercial” and it was like a lightning rod to their energy karma.
I gave them some nearby props to choose from (as in a binky and a TV remote)
and they went gang busters. They had ten minutes to create the commercial and
then it was filming time with my iPhone.
You would have thought an Oscar was on
the line.
The whole experience was utterly
hilarious, and wonderful, and a stroke of genius from somewhere. I was able to
sit on the bed nursing my not-so-little wubba now, and they were able to go at
it and exhaust their hyperness, at least by a degree. After rehearsal, they
performed, I filmed, we reviewed, and all agreed it was a total success. How
can you go wrong with the Pester Zester Remote Zapper (a remote zapper for
pesky younger sisters—and said sister was in agreement), and the Magic Baby
Binky (magically makes the baby go to sleep). So successful were these initial
runs that they pleaded (yes, pleaded) to do another one.
Knock yourselves out, said I.
So give in to your fifteen-minute side
and encourage your kids to brainstorm some fun quick activities. At the very
least, it gives you fifteen minutes of peace and quiet while finding, and
appearing to be, the Fun Mom once again.
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Way to turn it around. Inspiring.
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